This once-in-a-lifetime event features a special screening of the beloved cult classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, followed by an uproarious conversation and audience Q&A with Cleese himself, where he’ll share behind-the-scenes stories, wit, and wisdom – assuming he remembers any of it.
Gather your fellow knights, dust off your coconuts, and prepare for an evening of irreverent humour and unparalleled comedy history.
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*Coconuts not included in ticket price. This will be a screening of the film, an in conversation with John, and Q&A. Seats in higher levels or with restricted views may not have full visibility of the on-stage screen.
Ticket prices from: £47.64
Prices are subject to availability and may change
Dates: Sat 5 Sep 2026 | Milton Keynes Theatre
Milton Keynes Theatre, 500 Marlborough Gate, Milton Keynes MK9 3NZ
Talk
Where is John Cleese and The Holy Grail performing?
John Cleese and The Holy Grail is playing at Milton Keynes Theatre, 500 Marlborough Gate, Milton Keynes, MK9 3NZ.
How do I get to Milton Keynes Theatre?
Train: Milton Keynes Central station is approximately 2 miles away — around a 30-minute walk along the traffic-free Midsummer Boulevard, or a short bus or taxi ride. The station sits on the West Coast Main Line, with frequent services from London Euston in just 32 minutes and direct trains from Birmingham, Manchester and beyond.
Bus: Milton Keynes Theatre is well-served by local buses, with routes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 100, C1, C10, M5, M6, MK1 and X5 stopping at the Theatre District or The Point bus interchange, both within a minute's walk of the venue. Services run frequently throughout the day, with the X5 providing connections to Oxford and Cambridge.
Car: Use the street name "Marlborough Gate" rather than the postcode for sat nav. Milton Keynes Theatre is easily accessible from the M1 (Junctions 13 and 14) and the A5.
Parking: Several public car parks are within a short walk, with many free of charge after 6pm. The closest covered parking is the centre:mk multi-storey behind John Lewis (sat nav MK9 3EP) and the nearby Xscape car park, both operating Pay-on-Exit ANPR systems. Please note that the multi-storey at the rear of the theatre has been permanently closed by Milton Keynes Council. See our full parking guide for rates and details.
Taxis: A dedicated taxi rank operates outside Milton Keynes Central station forecourt, with both standard Hackney carriages and accessible taxis available. Pre-booked minicabs (Skyline, Bolt, Uber) are recommended for evening pick-ups, particularly after late-running performances.
How long is John Cleese and The Holy Grail?
Talk events typically run for approximately 1 to 1 hour 30 minutes, often including a Q&A session. Please check the show listing or booking page for the exact confirmed running time.
What time should I arrive at Milton Keynes Theatre?
We recommend arriving at least 20 to 30 minutes before the performance begins. The box office and bars open 90 minutes before the first performance of the day, with the auditorium opening 30 minutes before curtain up. This gives you time to collect or check your tickets, visit the facilities, find your seats and enjoy a pre-show drink. Please note that latecomers may not be admitted until a suitable break in the performance.
How much are tickets at Milton Keynes Theatre?
Ticket prices at Milton Keynes Theatre typically start from £15.00, though prices vary by production. Always check the booking calendar for current pricing and availability.
Where can I eat near Milton Keynes Theatre?
Milton Keynes offers excellent dining options within walking distance of the theatre, including the on-site Pizza Al Teatro restaurant. See our guide to restaurants near Milton Keynes Theatre for recommendations.
Is there an age recommendation for John Cleese and The Holy Grail?
Age recommendations vary by production. Please check the specific show listing or the ATG Tickets booking page for age guidance before booking.
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