With amazing actors and eye-popping 3D effects, this astounding show is guaranteed to thrill you and your children.
Historical figures and events will come alive on stage and hover at your fingertips!
Can you beat battling Boudica?
Will you roar with Richard the Lionheart?
Could you survive the putrid plague?
Would you be executed by evil Elizabeth?
Will Parliament survive gunpowder Guy?
Dare you stand and deliver to dastardly Dick Turpin?
Escape the clutches of Burke and Hare and move to the groove with party Queen Victoria!
It’s the horrible history of Britain with the nasty bits left in – to entertain the whole family!
Horrible Histories® is a registered trademark of Scholastic Inc. and is used under authorisation. Based on the bestselling books by Terry Deary and illustrated by Martin Brown © All rights reserved.
Illustration © Martin Brown.
Ticket prices from: £17.16
Prices are subject to availability and may change
Dates: Thu 1 Jul – Sat 3 Jul 2027 | Milton Keynes Theatre
Milton Keynes Theatre, 500 Marlborough Gate, Milton Keynes MK9 3NZ
Family
Where is Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain performing?
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain is playing at Milton Keynes Theatre, 500 Marlborough Gate, Milton Keynes, MK9 3NZ.
How do I get to Milton Keynes Theatre?
Train: Milton Keynes Central station is approximately 2 miles away — around a 30-minute walk along the traffic-free Midsummer Boulevard, or a short bus or taxi ride. The station sits on the West Coast Main Line, with frequent services from London Euston in just 32 minutes and direct trains from Birmingham, Manchester and beyond.
Bus: Milton Keynes Theatre is well-served by local buses, with routes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 100, C1, C10, M5, M6, MK1 and X5 stopping at the Theatre District or The Point bus interchange, both within a minute's walk of the venue. Services run frequently throughout the day, with the X5 providing connections to Oxford and Cambridge.
Car: Use the street name "Marlborough Gate" rather than the postcode for sat nav. Milton Keynes Theatre is easily accessible from the M1 (Junctions 13 and 14) and the A5.
Parking: Several public car parks are within a short walk, with many free of charge after 6pm. The closest covered parking is the centre:mk multi-storey behind John Lewis (sat nav MK9 3EP) and the nearby Xscape car park, both operating Pay-on-Exit ANPR systems. Please note that the multi-storey at the rear of the theatre has been permanently closed by Milton Keynes Council. See our full parking guide for rates and details.
Taxis: A dedicated taxi rank operates outside Milton Keynes Central station forecourt, with both standard Hackney carriages and accessible taxis available. Pre-booked minicabs (Skyline, Bolt, Uber) are recommended for evening pick-ups, particularly after late-running performances.
How long is Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain?
Family shows typically run for approximately 60 to 90 minutes — ideal for younger audiences. Please check the show listing or booking page for the exact confirmed running time.
What time should I arrive at Milton Keynes Theatre?
We recommend arriving at least 20 to 30 minutes before the performance begins. The box office and bars open 90 minutes before the first performance of the day, with the auditorium opening 30 minutes before curtain up. This gives you time to collect or check your tickets, visit the facilities, find your seats and enjoy a pre-show drink. Please note that latecomers may not be admitted until a suitable break in the performance.
How much are tickets at Milton Keynes Theatre?
Ticket prices at Milton Keynes Theatre typically start from £15.00, though prices vary by production. Always check the booking calendar for current pricing and availability.
Where can I eat near Milton Keynes Theatre?
Milton Keynes offers excellent dining options within walking distance of the theatre, including the on-site Pizza Al Teatro restaurant. See our guide to restaurants near Milton Keynes Theatre for recommendations.
Is there an age recommendation for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain?
Age recommendations vary by production. Please check the specific show listing or the ATG Tickets booking page for age guidance before booking.
Where is the best place to buy tickets for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain?
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